1. "The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." - Calvin Trillin PureWow 2. "When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out." - Erma Bombeck PureWow 3. ~ Alyson Hannigan Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious ~ Unknown Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. ~ Tina Fey Nothing is really lost until your mom can't find it. ~ Unknown I've conquered a lot of things. Blood clots in my lungs - twice.
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1. "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" ― Milton Berle 2. "Sleep at this point is just a concept, something I'm looking forward to investigating in the future." ―. 1 Susan Savannah "If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children'." Woman's Day 2 Lane Olinghouse. Everything.". — Unknown. "If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'Keep away from children.'". — Susan Savannah. "Most mothers are instinctive philosophers.". — Harriet Beecher Stowe. "Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out.". — Unknown. Emma Darvick - Amy Tan 02 of 17 "All that I ever am and hope to be, I owe to my angel mother." Emma Darvick - Abraham Lincoln 03 of 17 "There's no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one." Emma Darvick - Jill Churchill 04 of 17 "My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was." Emma Darvick - Lisa Leslie
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1. "Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever." —Unknown 2. "A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly. 125+ Best Mother's Day Quotes for Mom in 2023 Written by Shutterfly Community Last Updated: Apr 4, 2023 Mother's Day is the special time of year when you get to celebrate your first best friend and the person you always turn to when you need advice. Mother's Day is also a great time to show your love for all the other wonderful women in your life. Jennifer Lopez. I met my match. She is very demanding, like, I can't believe I have a boss. When my baby wanna eat, she wanna eat. It's not like, "Oh three minutes?". No. Give me the milk now. 1. A mother is a person you can always call to see how long chicken lasts in the fridge. 2. Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out. 3. Call your mother. Tell her, you love her. Remember you're the only person who knows what her heart sounds like from the inside. 4. Ain't no hood like motherhood. 5.
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#1. To my beloved mom, for the long time owner of my heart, soul, and wealth. Rather, in the past month, my salary is double, right? Thank you for being a mother who is so kind to her son." #2. Mother, like wine, you get so much more fun as time goes by." #3. Mothers know that kids look in the future with their own eyes." #4. Happy Mother's Day to one of my favorite parents. You're simply the best. Everything I ever hope to be, I learned from you. Childhood is short. Moms are forever. Whether near or far apart, a.
Funny Mothers Day Greetings. To my favorite mother! You are not merely my favorite mother because you are my only mother…You may not be perfect, but you are the perfect mom for me. Happy Mother's Day! Behind every GOOD BOY….There is a GREAT MOM! Congratulations, and Happy Mother's Day! Mom, you are a one of a kind! Funny Mother's Day card messages about you and your siblings. 1. If at first you don't succeed…. Try again! Happy Mother's Day from your secondborn. 2. Happy Mother's Day from your favorite child! 3. My favorite child gave me this card for Mother's Day.
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Good moms grow great kids. —Dean Walley More Affirming Mother's Day Quotes: It takes a lifetime to truly appreciate all the ways a good mom makes all the difference. —Ellen Brenneman Motherhood is tough. Moms are tougher. —Keion Jackson When I grow up, I want to be just like my mom… beautiful. —Amy Trowbridge Yates "Thanks for always being there for me, Mom. Even when I called you at 3 AM because I couldn't figure out how to use the washing machine." "Happy Mother's Day to the woman who taught me everything I know…except how to cook, clean, or do laundry." "Mom, you're a superhero. And not just because you can find my missing socks in under 10 seconds."
