Hope you have a great birthday, oldster. I'd give you pinch to grow an inch, but frankly your dusty old mummy flesh creeps me out. Happy Birthday to someone who deserves to be treasured. After all, fossils of your era are hard to find. Welcome to the curmudgeonly years, you crusty old bastard you. Old Man Birthday Wishes With old age comes new skills: you can laugh, cough, sneeze and piss yourself all at once! Happy Birthday! I was going to make a joke to mark your birthday but the fact you're still alive is nothing short of a miracle and should be celebrated! Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday, you old softy. Welcome to the curmudgeonly years, you crusty old bastard you. Happy Birthday to a relic from a bygone era. I was going to make fun of you on your birthday. Fortunately for you, I was taught to respect my elders. Better to be an old fart than a dumb ass. Happy Birthday! Happy birthday old man! You're not just over the hill, I'm not sure you can even see it in your rearview mirror! 8. Want to go out for your birthday! I promise I'll have you back for your 8pm bedtime! 9. Happy birthday old fart! Hope your birthday doesn't stink! 10. I know you don't like birthdays, but, good news, there probably aren't many left.
Funny Birthday Wishes Here are all the birthday wishes for your old man that you can keep bookmarked until that special day arrives. Use them all and have the best time. Happy Birthday, old man. Even though you have become old, your voice is still loud enough to turn us deaf! 1. May you live to be so old that the very sight of you terrifies babies and ex-lovers. Happy birthday! 2. It's your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your.
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