Quotes & Quips Special Occasions Funny Quotes on Turning 50 By Kelly Roper Updated December 18, 2019 Dan Dalton / Caiaimage via Getty Images It takes a good sense of humor and some funny quotes about turning 50 to mark a half-century birthday properly. Turning 50 Jokes - It Means.. Turning 50 means you're so old that "doing it three times a night" is how many times you get up to pee. Turning 50 means that you spend more time trimming your nose hair than you do trimming your head hair. Turning 50 means you become bisexual. You get screwed by both Mother Nature and Father Time.
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7. Old age makes us great multitaskers. Why, I can sneeze and pee at the same time! 8. One benefit of old age is that your secrets are always safe with your friends. because they can't. Amusing Fifty Birthday Wishes | Adding Laughter to the Milestone Moment Happy 50th birthday! May your day be filled with all the things you love, like family, friends, and not having to adult for a day. You're 50 years old, but don't worry, you're still young enough to make foolish decisions. Just make sure you have good health insurance. 20oz Tumbler with Lid and Straw. Many people reaching the ripe old age of 50 have already accumulated the material possessions they ever wanted. Every day there are thousands who turn fifty years old, so you have to find a special present for them. The cup can hold 20 oz liquid and is dishwasher safe, microwave safe. 50th Birthday One-Liners about Grey hair. You know you're getting old when the little old grey-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife. Don't worry, they are not grey hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise. Those aren't grey hair you see. They're strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.
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Age Is Just a Number. On your 50th birthday, one thing's for sure, You've now lived a life that's long and pure. But let me remind you, my aging chum, You've still got a long way to go before you're done. Age is a number, it's just a state of mind, So don't let the years leave you feeling behind. Embrace your 50th with all your. " You take all the experience and judgment of men over fifty out of the world and there wouldn't be enough left to run it. - Henry Ford " Turning 50 means it's only a matter of time before you're regaling your grandkids with the details of your first colonoscopy. - Greg Tamblyn " Age 50! Tip #2: Keep a journal or diary. It will help you remember what you did yesterday. Tip #3: Take advantage of your age! Complain about your health and talk your kids into doing all your chores. Tip #4: Science has finally made it possible for a 50-year-old to look as young as a teenager - with a simple head transplant! 50th-birthday funny GIFs Stickers GIPHY Clips All the GIFs Find GIFs with the latest and newest hashtags! Search, discover and share your favorite 50th-birthday GIFs. The best GIFs are on GIPHY.
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Al wordt je ouder en grijs, niemand brengt jou meer van de wijs. (Naam) de taart staat klaar. Want onze vader is 50 jaar. (Naam) is grijs en bijna kaal maar met 50 vrijt hij nog steeds illegaal. (Naam) onze klusser, is nu een 50 plusser. (Naam) verteld nu al zijn vrienden, waar hij de mosterd kan vinden. Funny 50th Birthday Quotes. Celebrating 50 is like throwing a party when your odometer reaches 150,000 miles. - Melanie White. By fifty, you've figured out that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician. Turning 50 means it's only a matter of time before you're regaling your grandkids with tales of your first colonoscopy.
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'T is raar maar waar, Abraham is vijftig jaar. Abraham worden is een eer, 50 jaar gaan voorbij als een speer. 'T heftig, maar deze jongen is al veftig Ouderdom komt met gebreken, dat is bij Abraham wel gebleken Zet de botox maar vast klaar, Abraham is 50 jaar Hallo Abraham, verlies niet de moed. Ook na 50 is 't leven supergoed. Birthday Quotes: Funny, Famous And Clever By WishesQuotes. WishesQuotes. Man 50 jaar. Wise Quotes. Wise Sayings. Humorous Quotes. Daily Quotes. Frases Abraham Lincoln. Citation Age.. Bekijk het bord "Man 50 jaar" van Nanda Kosters op Pinterest. Bekijk meer ideeën over verjaardagswensen, verjaardag citaten, grappige verjaardag..
