~ Shel Silverstein I made myself a snowball, As perfect as could be, I thought I'd keep it as a pet, And let it sleep with me. I made it some pajamas, And a pillow for its head, Then last night it ran away, But first - it wet the bed! Short & Funny Christmas Poem A Chubby Snowman ~ Anon A chubby little snowman had a carrot nose. Along came a bunny, 12 Funny Christmas Poems Families Unite Poet: Catherine Pulsifer Christmas is a season of joy and cheer, When chaos and laughter all doth appear. Families unite, oh what a delight, Gathered around the tree, what a sight! My Uncle eats cookies till he's blue, And my Aunt knits sweaters for me and you. The turkey's too big, it won't fit the tray,
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Popular Collections Funny Christmas Poems Funny Christmas Poems Published: December 2018 Humorous Poems about Christmas that will you make smile. Enjoy this collection of cute rhyming Christmas poems for kids and adults about Santa Claus, the last minute rush to buy presents and spending time with family. 6 Funny Christmas Poems For Kids And Adults No. 1. Funny Christmas Poem about the Green Nosed Reindeer The first one is from our silly Christmas poems selections. The poem takes invites us to the North Pole to see a predicament Santa has with Rudolph, his lead sleigh reindeer. However, as you will see this predicament turns out to be quite a blessing in disguise. 1 / 23 Funny Christmas Poems That'll Have the Whole Family in Stitches While the best days of the holidays are sentimental and sweet, the worst ones can be stressful and frustrating. Sms. Wish. Xmas. 49 Short funny christmas Poems ranked in order of popularity and relevancy. At PoemSearcher.com find thousands of poems categorized into thousands of categories.
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13 Short Christmas Poems Christmas Poetry Collections Are you looking for poems about Christmas Explore these Collections Famous Religious for Kids Funny Grief on Christmas Christmas Traditions View All Christmas Poems From Us To You By Dusty . Kallembach Published by Family Friend Poems December 2018 with permission of the Author. Quotes & Quips Holiday Funny Christmas Poems to Fill You With Myrrh-th Boost your Christmas spirit with Christmas-themed poetry that will tickle your funny bone. By Heidi Butler Updated October 24, 2023 Getty Images Frosty The Snowman Funny Christmas Poems Away in a Manger Away in a Manger No Crib for a bed Social Services have been notified! A Somewhat Jaundiced View of Christmas Rhymes Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way Funny Alternative to The Christmas Rhyme - Nicholas Gordon Let Every Day Be Christmas Christmas is forever, not for just one day, for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away like bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf. The good you do for others is good you do yourself. - Norman Wesley Brooks The Joy Of Giving Somehow, not only for Christmas,
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Here are some funny Christmas poems. Enjoy the laugh! Twas The Month After Christmas. Twas the month after Christmas and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste. All the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When I got on the scales there arose such a number! Humorous Christmas Poem: Snowball I made myself a snowball, As perfect as could be, I thought I'd keep it as a pet, And let it sleep with me. I made it some pajamas, And a pillow for its head, Then last night it ran away, But first - it wet the bed! ~ Shel Silverstein For the Twelfth Sign of Midlife For the Twelfth Sign of Midlife
Once upon a time, I made a wish while holding a dime, "I wish Santa come here on Christmas Put something special on my socks". So every night, I watch out for Santa, Waiting for a huge guy with huge belly to show up. Short Poems 1. "Santa's Sleigh" Santa's sleigh is full of toys, He's coming for all the girls and boys, Rudolph leads the way with his nose so bright, Santa and his reindeer take flight tonight. 2. "Christmas Treats" Candies, cookies, and cakes galore, Sprinkles, frosting, and so much more, Sweets are everywhere to be seen,
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A Limerick Christmas Three (3) . Mrs. Santa on last Christmas Eve Was so naughty , at trying to deceive. Not the slightest bit coy When she met her toy~boy.. Now , believe what YOU want to believe . Rudolf the randy raindeer Took his lady friend out for a beer. Then he took off his clothes. Showed~off his red nose.. Baby's First Christmas Ornament. By Kelly Roper. It's baby's very first Christmas, And what a joy it will be. To hang their own little ornament. On the family Christmas tree. It's marked with the year they were born, And it bears their own sweet name. This ornament signifies from here on out.
