The 58 Funniest Quotes About Parenthood Curated by: Tammy Lamoureux from lamourfoto.com Last updated: 03/9/15 The great thing about having kids is that nobody knows what the heck they're doing. Every parent has to wing it. Here, we've collected a list of quotes that express the absurdity and hilariousness of parenthood. ♥ 1 Ray Romano Betsy Farrell "Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up." Advertisement - Continue Reading Below 2 Nia.
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Here are some great inspiring, witty & funny parenting quotes that every parent will relate to. Parenting Quotes that Every Parent Will Relate To "I came to parenting the way most of us do — knowing nothing and trying to learn everything." — Mayim Bialik - Jerry Seinfeld "The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable." - Lane Olinghouse "When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out." - Erma Bombeck "Why don't kids understand their nap is not for them, but for us?" -Alyson Hannigan "Parenthood is the scariest hood you will ever go through." "If evolution works, how come mothers only have two hands?" -Milton Berle "Both of us can't look good at the same time; it's me or the house." "You know your life has changed when going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation." Nurse handing me a newborn: "You got this?" Image Credit True love is found in parenthood. Parenting is all about trust in yourself. No one ever said parenting was easy. You are never truly prepared for parenthood. Fear is knowing you're responsible for the next generation. Parenthood: one look at your kid, and your heart is no longer yours.
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1 - My kids are turning out just like me. Well played karma, well played. 2 - The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children - Clarence Day 3 - Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus Funny Quotes About Parenting A parent is a perfect combination of mother and father. The childhood of a child is designed by the efforts of their parents. There are different ways parents can raise their child, but there is only one right way to do it, and it cannot be perfect. - Anonymous "Parenting is the constant battle between going to bed to catch up on some sleep or staying awake to finally get some alone time." - Unknown "90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again." - The Mulk Co "Whoever said 'sleep like a baby' obviously didn't have one." - Anonymous "We don't wear what we slept in out in public." -Me, lying to my child. via @askatewouldhaveit How to Make Iced Coffee: Have kids, make coffee, forget you made coffee. Voila! Iced coffee. Hi, my daughter will be late to school because she can zip her jacket by herself. via @ksujulie
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Hilarious Funny Parenting Quotes "My favorite part of parenting is after I drop my kids off at school. I'm kidding. It's after they go to bed." - CallMeDraper "88% of parenting is saying 'it's bedtime' 150 times between 8:00 and 9:00 every night." - SardonikTart "Can't find your kids? Don't worry; sit on the toilet. They'll find you." - MamaJessieC "No one is ever quite ready; everyone is always caught off guard. Parenthood chooses you. And you open your eyes, look at what you've got, say "Oh, my gosh," and recognize that of all the balls.
21 Really Funny Quotes About Parenthood There are so many funny things about being a parent. You have to laugh at the chaos sometimes, and all of the other things that go along with raising kids: disciplining issues; struggles at mealtimes; potty training ; the teenage years; etc., etc., etc. - Oscar Wilde 4. "My parents loved us, but I wasn't always sure they liked us." 5. "People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one." - Leo Burke 6. "A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it." - Jerry Seinfeld 7.
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- Olivia Wilde "'Oh, you have a new baby? Is she sleeping? Is she pooping?' Normally I'd be blushing, but as a parent you just get used to it, and pooping is just another verb in your vocabulary." - Jimmy Fallon "They vomit a lot. For a second I thought I needed to rename my first Linda Blair and hire a priest, because she was spitting up so much." Check out 20 funny parenting quotes from famous stand ups and a few up-and-comers you may not have heard of (yet!). 01 of 20 Jerry Seinfeld Jeff Kravitz/Getty Images "Having a 2 year-old is like having a blender, but you dont' have a top for it." - Jerry Seinfeld 02 of 20 Jim Gaffigan matriciu/Imgur
