My mother has a birthday, And even shed a tear. She says they make her old, If the truth be told. My mother showed me lots of things, About the world, you see, So then I could teach my pesky kids, The things my mom taught me. Thank goodness for you, mom. Where would I be without you? Your birthday is a joyous occasion; for family and friends, a special day, A time to tell you how good you look, As we check you for signs of decay. Our loving, caring smiles tell no lies; our flattery has but a grain of truth, When we say you look like a teen, We mean you're losing your youth.
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25 Funny Birthday Poems, Short Humorous Rhymes Here are some funny birthday poems that you can share with others to bring a smile to their face and to wish them a Happy Birthday. January 1, 2024 The funniest poems usually strike the right balance between your sense of humor and the funny bone of the birthday boy or girl. For inspiration, check out the funny poems below to wish a hilarious "Happy Birthday" to someone special. By Kevin Nishmas # 1 I wish you something, just can't remember, Don't be upset, you're my family member. It was clearly, on my mind, With so many thoughts, it's hard to find. Visions appear of colorful balloons, In the background I hear those fine tunes. Near the end of the dream, I can taste a delicious cake, It must be your birthday, as I awake. # 2 1. Birthday Candles' Conspiracy In a land of wax and wick so bright, Candles stood with flames alight. Whispers of a plan, a comical conspiracy, To make a birthday laugh, a jolly mystery. They plotted with giggles in the cake's soft land, To tickle the birthday soul, a merry band. A joke in every flicker, a chuckle in each flame,
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110+ Funny Birthday Poems For Friends (2024) Short Rhymes for Adults and Females Updated: December 30, 2023 by Birthday Clip Art You can not send same funny birthday poems to your female friends and best friend. Of course you need unique happy birthday rhymes that are short, hilarious and can be sent to adults or even to Boss. 1. "Happy birthday! You might be a year older, but you don't look it! Nobody would think you're so old, especially since you dye your gray hair!" This birthday wish is perfect for anyone who is of the relevant age where gray hairs are starting to come in. 1. May you live to be so old that the very sight of you terrifies babies and ex-lovers. Happy birthday! 2. It's your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your. So happy birthday to you. Have lots of birthday fun! About your life, and its future direction. Most of it's great; you had quite a blast! Will it be just the same? Will there be a new door? Life holds no challenge that you cannot handle. to have you in my life. realize what a gift you are to everyone who knows you,
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You are aware of the wit and humor that the birthday person is accustomed to, so select your poetry thoughtfully. 1. Beauty And The Botox. by Kevin Nishmas. Happy birthday! You may look a little older, Sadly youth doesn't come cheap, So skip all those Botox parties, And just get your beauty sleep. Wish you a happy birthday! Short Funny Birthday Poems ******************* It's your day today Happy birthday to you, You still look the same over the years, Some sort of makeup you use, Oh I did not mean to make fun, Because you always look number one Stay blessed! Happy birthday to you! *******************
So celebrate together the way birthdays are meant to, Happy Birthday to you! Funny Poem For You Dad Poet: C. A. Lynch Here's a funny birthday poem for you Dad, Like it or not, you'll find it glad. On your day we sat awhile To write rhymes to make you smile. Happy Birthday, Dad! What fun it brings See how the years have made you sing. Share your birthday with Summer our dear, Through thoughtful actions protect our blue sphere. By Martin Dejnicki Can't Remember I wish you something, just can't remember, Don't be upset, you're my family member. It was clearly, on my mind, With so many thoughts, it's hard to find. Maybe it's simply not that essential,
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What makes a birthday poem cool? Any verse that makes you say "wow" to yourself. Below are examples of cool birthday poems to get you started: By Kevin Nishmas e the best you can be, magine what you can do, emember who you are, here's nobody like you, onor your past, well on your heart, ll you need is love, our birthday is a start. By Kevin Nishmas 1. My sweet friend, This prayer may seem late, But, it won't be over in a flash, For its content is worth hearing anytime Because it comes with lots of good tidings. Happy birthday, my goodie friend! 2. Indeed, today you are older, And being a youth isn't something cheap, So do away with all those unnecessary parties,
