1. "A policeman pulled me over and asked me for my papers. I gladly gave him all of my students' essays to grade and drove off." - Heidi McDonald. 2. "A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded." - D. Martin. 3. "Being a new teacher is like trying to fly an airplane while building it." - Rick Smith. 4. 1. "I asked the students in my class to rate my teaching skills from 1 to 10. At least I'm a 5, which isn't bad because 5 is more than half!" - Unknown 2. "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!" - Ron White 3.
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Whether you're a teacher in need of a good laugh or someone looking to celebrate the unsung heroes of education, this article of Funny Teacher Quotes is a delightful journey through the amusing and often relatable aspects of the teaching profession. "Not the crispiest chip in the bag." "He's as lost as an Easter egg." "Her elevator doesn't go all the way up to the top." "If I had a brain, I'd take it out and play with it." ("I don't know what I was thinking.") "Sorry I can't answer your call right now. - Haruki Murakami. 2. "In school they told me Practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody's perfect, so then I stopped practicing." - Steven Wright. 3. "We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school." - Peter De Vries. 4. "You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go." - Bill Watterson. 6. "My teacher caught me cheating. I was surprised - she's usually not so observant." "I asked my teacher if I could use the bathroom. She said, 'I don't know, can you?' So I peed my pants right there." "My teacher asked me to name two pronouns. I said 'Who, me?'" "My teacher told me I had to pay attention.
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1. Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you. 2. Teaching is a walk in the park… If that park is Jurassic Park. 3. Teacher? I prefer the term Educational Rockstar. 4. Not to brag but my teacher's voice is good enough to make the class next door quiet down. 5. Woody Allen There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly. Lola May A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded. Darwin D. Martin He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. George Bernard Shaw -Roald Dahl Cheers to all of the teachers who give out pencils every single day and know that they'll never get them back. -Unknown Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. -Dr. Haim Ginott Coffee: Turning tired teachers into superheroes on a daily basis. -Heidi McDonald - Robertson Davies It's why I went into teaching in the first place. I like the sound of my own voice. Well that, and I am addicted to the smell of chalk and white-board markers. - I've managed to bring the backlog down to a mere sixty-eight years," she announced with some small sense of achievement.
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Laugh your way to classroom inspiration with our handpicked collection of 101 funny and original quotes designed to uplift and motivate teachers. Get ready to chuckle, reflect, and reignite your passion for education as we celebrate the incredible journey of molding young minds! 101 Inspirational Quotes for Teachers - Funny 1. #1 Friend Of Mine's Math Teacher Responds To A Doodle He Drew On His Test dubblechrisp Report Final score: 198 points POST Oh my Gods of Olympus, YASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 33 View More Replies. View more comments #2 This Teacher Knows iam_fat_guy_ Report Final score: 198 points POST Hilarious! :) 26 View more comments #3
H. L. Mencken Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills. ~ Minna Thomas Antrim Funny Quotes by Teachers If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home. ~ Anonymous I'm a teacher. How's that for super power? ~ Unknown 1 "A fancy car can't get you where you want to go in life the way a diploma can." - by Joyce A. Myers 2. "I was pulled over by an officer and he wanted my papers. I did what he wanted and gave him my students' homework to grade. After I did that, I drove off." - by Heidi McDonald 3.
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— Bob Talbert "In learning you will teach, and in teaching you will learn." — Phil Collins, "Son of Man" "The fact that you worry about being a good teacher, means that you already are one." —. 1. A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma. ~ Joyce A Myers 2. A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. ~ Roald Dahl 3. A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open. ~ Frank Zappa 4. A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
