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1. "A policeman pulled me over and asked me for my papers. I gladly gave him all of my students' essays to grade and drove off." - Heidi McDonald. 2. "A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded." - D. Martin. 3. "Being a new teacher is like trying to fly an airplane while building it." - Rick Smith. 4. The secret to classroom management? A raised eyebrow and a well-timed sigh. Teaching is like a rollercoaster: thrilling, exhausting, and occasionally nauseating. My lesson plans are like unicorns - magical, mythical, and nonexistent. The only math I'm good at is counting down the minutes until the bell rings. Woody Allen There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly. Lola May A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded. Darwin D. Martin He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. George Bernard Shaw - Haruki Murakami. 2. "In school they told me Practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody's perfect, so then I stopped practicing." - Steven Wright. 3. "We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school." - Peter De Vries. 4. "You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go." - Bill Watterson. 6.
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April 26, 2021 by Victoria Hudgins Inside: 23 Funny Teacher Quotes + Silly Images to Share. There is something absolutely magical about a good teacher. We all can remember those teachers whose kindness touched our hearts. Our teachers have such a weight on their shoulders that often gets overlooked. -Heidi McDonald Confessions of a Tired Teacher: I was so tired that I stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green. -Unknown Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won't help at all. -Unknown Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. -Daniel Boorstin 1. A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma. ~ Joyce A Myers 2. A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. ~ Roald Dahl 3. A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open. ~ Frank Zappa 4. A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. 1. "Teaching is the art of planting seeds of knowledge and secretly hoping they sprout before the next test." 2. "Behind every successful student, there's a teacher trying not to spill their coffee." 3. "Teaching: where wisdom meets creativity, and the occasional classroom chaos." 4.
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ADVERTISEMENT "He went crazy as a sprayed roach." "Whew, that mom is a basket of cats." "These kids would complain if their ice cream was cold." "They've got constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth." "Sorry, I have pastry hands." ("I'm clumsy.") "I'm busier than a one-armed paper-hanger with a seven-year itch." Comments on intelligence , , , , There's nothing I love more than humorous teacher quotes to keep me laughing throughout the school year! Check out these TEN Humorous Teacher Quotes, and share them with your teacher friends for a good laugh! FOUR Ways to Get Your Students Hooked on Reading FREE DOWNLOAD ON TPT! About the Author
Funny Teacher Quotes: Teachers have a challenging job educating and managing a classroom of students. Though the work is difficult, teachers can find humor in their interactions with students. Students also appreciate teachers' efforts to make learning fun and develop bonds through laughter. Teaching Challenges Helping hardworking teachers stay healthy and happy. Funny Quotes for Teachers Drop that marking and enjoy these funny quotes for teachers to add some chuckles to your day! Humor makes everything better! Teaching is a lot of hard work often with little appreciation. But there's still lots to laugh about!
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273K views Viktorija Gabulaitė Community member ADVERTISEMENT Teaching is a tough job, and we should give teachers the credit they deserve. Do you know what it's like to have a horde of hormone raging, rebellious teens sitting in front of you? Do you know what it's like to hold their attention? 1. "I asked the students in my class to rate my teaching skills from 1 to 10. At least I'm a 5, which isn't bad because 5 is more than half!" - Unknown 2. "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!" - Ron White 3.
