Best Morning Quotes About Being Happy Here is a way to enjoy your rest of the day with funny morning quotes so that you wake up every morning at nine and don't go back to bed after snoozing the alarm clock. 1." A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between, he does what he wants to do." -Bob Dylan. 2. Paul Terry I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. Jerome K. Jerome Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon. Tony Smite A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin When i wake up I'm so ugly even my iPhone doesn't recognize me. Unknown
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"Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?" — J.R.R. Tolkien "Never face facts; if you do you'll never get up in the morning." — Marlo Thomas "Morning is wonderful. 1. "I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off." —Jarod Kintz 2. "Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead." —James Marsden 3. "Morning will come, it has no choice." —Marty Rubin The morning will always come, and you have no choice but to get up! 4. "Good morning is a contradiction of terms." —Jim Davis I wake up dead." — James Marsden "Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore." — Rachel Caine "My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door." — Willie Geist 27 Funny Good Morning Quotes to Jumpstart Your Day by Erin Evans Grab some coffee and get a load of these funny good morning quotes. You'll get the impression that there's no such thing as a morning person no matter how smart or successful you are. Everyone has a hard time getting started at 8 am. Don't feel like you're alone. Save 1.
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Dorothy Parker Good morning is a contradiction of terms. Jim Davis When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes." Steven Wright Lose an hour in the morning, and you will spend all day looking for it. Richard Whately I'd like mornings better if only they started a bit later. Unknown "The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office." William Feather "Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious." Steven Wright "I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, 'Hello, Information.' This quote suggests that life is more enjoyable when we find humor in the little things. By incorporating this learning, individuals can approach their mornings playfully, seeking moments of laughter and amusement to add joy to their day. "Good morning! Time to seize the day and give it a wedgie!". - Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously…. Funny Morning Quotes - To Put The 'Good' In 'Good Morning' By Gemma Kate We like to encourage a positive, inspiring start to the morning. Which can also be done with a little humor! Because, we aren't all morning people. Sometimes it's hard to get out of bed in the morning, or even fake being spritely and awake.
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1. "Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day." Glen Cook 2. "I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, "aw s***, he's up!" Steve Maraboli 3. "There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up." Kristen Chandler 4. Make the days count.". — Muhammad Ali. "Do and act on what you believe to be right, and you'll wake up the next morning feeling good about yourself.". — Janet Reno. Woman's Day/Getty.
Rise and shine, sleepyhead! I know it's tough to leave the cozy warmth of your bed, but trust me, today is going to be a great day. Good morning, my dear. I know you have big plans for the day ahead, but let's be real, sleeping in is always a priority. The morning is calling your name, but let's be real, snoozing the alarm is just too tempting. Good Morning Quotes and Sayings. 1. "Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.". - Ralph Waldo Emerson. 2. "I get up every morning and it's going to be a great.
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"Good Morning! Parting from your best friend can be difficult… but I am sure you will go back to bed, in no time!" "Good Morning to a friend, who outdoes everyone… in sleeping! You excel at that!" "It's a Bonjour in France and a Buenos dias in Spain, but I might get that right in English after this third cup of coffee, thank you!" "Knock, Knock! 1. "Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?" — J.R.R..
