150 Funny Anniversary Quotes, Wishes, Sayings and Images

Funny Happy Anniversary Wishes. Design: Tiana Crispino. You don't need to have a wedding anniversary to use one of these funny anniversary messages to celebrate another year of love. These wishes for couples are appropriate to recognize any meaningful event—when you met, a first date or when you moved in together. Whatever milestone you want. Happy anniversary to my wife! To keep your marriage strong and your wife happy, admit it whenever you're wrong and shut up whenever you're right. Happy anniversary to my wife, by the way! "I love you more than carbs but less than cheese!". "One year down, freaking forever to go. Happy anniversary.". "Happy Anniversary!

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Funny Anniversary Wishes For Your Wife. Finding the perfect mix of funny anniversary quotes for your wife can be a tricky task. Our list of funny anniversary wishes for your wife offers the perfect solution. "Happy anniversary from the best thing that ever happened to you." - Anonymous "I love waking up next to you in the morning. Love you, and happy anniversary. 4.) Three kids, two love birds, and one mortgage — We're in this together. Love ya! 5.) We go together like "copy" and "paste.". Happy Anniversary, Baby! 6.) We have a love-hate relationship - we love one another and hate to be without each other. Funny Anniversary Wishes for Your Friends. 1. "Congratulations on defying marriage statistics.". 2. "You've tested positive for being the best couple in the world.". 3. "Here's to another year of stealing each other's food.". 4. Happy Anniversary, darling, I still admire your determination to change me. Honey, you said you wanted this anniversary to rock, so I bought us a pair of rocking chairs. Happy Anniversary, my love, There's no one else I'd rather diet with. Happy Anniversary, darling. I still want you, and I still don't know why.

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Happy Anniversary, my love. You are a great husband. You really are a winner. So, let's celebrate our marriage, and take me out to dinner. Happy Anniversary. True love is letting your wife max out your credit card. Really, it is. Let's celebrate our love while we still have some money left. Funny Anniversary Wishes. Happy anniversary, my love. Here's a thank you for marrying me, and here's a sorry for marrying me. Happy anniversary, honey. Thank you for always believing in me, even in the moments when I didn't believe in myself. I assume God must have stuck some superglue between you two on the day of your wedding. 8. "Happy Anniversary to the cutest PUMPKIN in the patch! I love you every WITCH way! Don't forget you'll always be my BOO!". 9. "Each day with you is a day in heaven. You are my main SQUEEZE and I do love your LEMONS!". 10. "I adore you from my head TOMATOES and I have so MUSHROOM in my heart for you. Funny Anniversary Wishes. 1. Happy anniversary, you guys! Love gets hard with each passing year (especially for a cat-and-dog couple like you). But you need to love each other harder. 2. Today is a grand celebration of your hardest achievement, staying married all these years. Happy anniversary and congratulations on reaching this far.

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Thanks for killing all the spiders this year.". "Never laugh at your wife's choices you are one of them.". "Cheers to two imperfect pieces that fit perfectly together.". "Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.". "Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I'll ever have.". "One year down, freaking. An anniversary is a happy event, and one that warrants celebrating. However, you may be unsure of how to wish your friends well, and how to properly write the anniversary card. Worry no more, as we have 101 funny anniversary quotes and wishes for you to write down and share with your friends. Happy anniversary!". - Anonymous. "I'll love you even when you're old and wrinkly" - Anonymous. "I love waking up next to you in the morning. Just don't breathe on me" - Anonymous. "Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail. I call that a win" - Anonymous. Now if I can just remember your birthday this year.". "Happy anniversary my love. Eat all the leftovers again and I will kill you.". "If two people love each other, nothing is impossible. Except deciding where to eat.". "We go together like "copy" and "paste.". Happy Anniversary Baby!".

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Wishing you a happy anniversary, my sweetheart!". - Anonymous. "I'm thankful that we were able to locate one another and make the decision to tolerate one another's peculiarities. Happy anniversary to the patient and kind woman who puts up with me!". - Anonymous. Anniversary funny quotes. Funny Anniversary Wishes for Your Wife. 1. "You talking. Me pretending to listen. It's worked out pretty well." 2. "I thought a card would be cheaper than divorce." 3. "There's no one I would rather argue over nothing with." 4. "I love you as much as you love your phone." 5. "I feel so lucky to have remembered our.