I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt. Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter. Like candy canes and Christmas, me and you were mint for each other. If I was the Grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I'd steal you. Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. A guy decides to buy his new girlfriend a pair of gloves for Christmas. After all, they've only been dating for three weeks so it seems like the ideal gift - romantic, yet not too personal.
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'I like hanging with you.'" "There's snow place like home for the holidays." "Merry Christmas, Grinches." "May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve." "May your days be. Best clever naughty christmas captions for instagram 1. What do snowmen use to make snowbabies? Snowballs, of course. 2. Why doesn't Santa have kids of his own? He only comes once a year, and it's down the chimney. 3. What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney? "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…" 4. You know what's so great about this time of year? Famous Christmas Best Christmas Beautiful Christmas Short Christmas Fun Christmas Song Lyrics Cute Christmas Christmas Love Catholic Christmas Romantic Christmas Sweet Christmas Clever Facebook Status Show more QUOTES Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is. your list with names of naughty girls. Unknown 693 Likes Funny Facebook Status quotes
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— National Lampoon Why is Christmas just like a day in the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. I just stole Santa's naughty list! Ironically, it's almost identical to my friends list. Jan 1, 2023 - Explore Hope Fairchild's board "Naughty Xmas quotes.." on Pinterest. See more ideas about christmas humor, christmas quotes, xmas quotes. Because you seem like a pretty cool person." "Forget Santa, you're on my nice list." "If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it's cause I asked for the cutest person in the world for Christmas." "I've checked twice, and I'm sure you're on my naughty list." What A BEAST move, i pulled a girl with this. 1| "It's All Fun and Games, Until Santa Pulls Out The Naughty List" 2| "This year instead of giving gifts, I will be giving everyone my opinion — Get ready for some real surprises!" 3| "Dear.
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A candy cane: nice curves and super sweet! 12. I think you're cute, here's my number… the snowball is in your court. 13. I bet you have all the boys/girls out here asking you to rock around the Christmas tree with them! 14. Baby, it's cold outside, but I'd still really love it if we could chill together sometime. 15. 100 Funny Christmas Quotes 1. "I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, 'So does the guy I stole it from.'" — David.
1. Can I be your Christmas present? I will wear a little bow, and be wrapped up in your strong arms. 2. Merry Christmas from me and my p*ssy! :* 3. When I think of you, I touch my Elf! :* ho ho houu!4. I'd like to jingle your bells!5. All I want for Christmas is you!6. You are the reason I am on the naughty list.7. 65. Screw the nice list; I've got you on my "nice and naughty list! 66. That Christmas tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel on top of it. 67. That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you! 68. The stockings are hung and so am I. 69. Trust me! If you ever saw it, you would even say it glows. 70.
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