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Poet: Catherine Pulsifer In twilight years, a new chapter unfurls, Retirement's call, a tapestry of dreams. No longer bound by obligations' swirls, Adventure beckons with enticing seams. No more dictated by the ticking clock, Interest, not demand, guides the way. From quiet gardens to a bustling dock, Senior's days unveil a brighter array. Read Reviews Dr. Seuss Golden Years Poem I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw My memory shrinks My hearing stinks No sense of smell I look like hell My body's drooping

The Golden Year! by Alfred Austin The Golden Year! Poem

15 Funny Poems About Getting Old 1. "A Symphony of Silver Strands" 2. "Over the Hill and Down the Lane" 3. "The Dance of the Growing Old" 4. "The Child Inside" 5. "A Sprightly Stroll" 6. "Together" 7. "The Fountain of Youth" 8. "Age Is Just a Number" 9. "The Lusty Lady of Sunset Hill" 10. "Simply Gold" 11. "When Age Descends" 12. The Golden Years Billy Collins 1941 - All I do these drawn-out days is sit in my kitchen at Pheasant Ridge where there are no pheasants to be seen and last time I looked, no ridge. I could drive over to Quail Falls and spend the day there playing bridge, but the lack of a falls and the absence of quail would only remind me of Pheasant Ridge. On the Golden Years I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw Oh My God What can I do? My memory shrinks My hearing stinks No sense of smell I look like hell My mood is bad--can you tell? My body's drooping Have trouble pooping The Golden Years have come at last The Golden Years can kiss my ass. Top of Page Back to Fun Text The Golden Years Have Come At Last - a poem by kimers - All Poetry The Golden Years Have Come At Last I cannot see I cannot pee. I chew I cannot screw. My memory shrinks my hearing stinks. No sense of smell I look like hell. My bodies drooping I got trouble pooping. The Golden Years Have Come At Last. The Golden Years Can Kiss My ASS.

Living Our Golden Years Living Our Golden Years Poem by Paul Sebastian

This is my birthday haiku. The Japanese often write haiku commemorating festivals, their birthdays, New Year, and other major events in life. Generally speaking, spring corresponds to childhood and youth, summer to the prime of life, autumn to the waning years of old age, and winter to bye bye world. This one features some wabi-sabi. the way you did when you first met yourself. admire its wrinkles and folds. tap your memory to the beat of your best years. toast every rung on the ladder you've climbed. parade through the house. stomp your feet to names you've been called. kick up dust from your corners. do-si-do with sorrow and regret. Thomas Dekker, 'Golden Slumbers'. Memorably used by The Beatles as the lyrics for their song of the same name on the Abbey Road LP, 'Golden Slumbers' is a lullaby from Thomas Dekker's 1603 play Patient Grissel, written with Henry Chettle and William Haughton.This is one of the most soothing short Renaissance poems - and perhaps the best-known Renaissance lullaby, or 'cradle song. The Golden Years poem is a timeless masterpiece that has captured the hearts of generations, inspiring and comforting them with its words. But who wrote it? For years, this question has puzzled scholars and enthusiasts alike. In this article, we delve into the mystery of the Golden Years poem and uncover its true author..

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"Our Golden Years" As we grow throughout the various times of our fruitful life, Be they education, family, or work. There is one thing we'll all come to face during our older age; They're known as The Golden Years of life and they're supposed to be filled with love and joy, or so we hope; The poem "Golden Years: A Bittersweet Delight" explores the theme of aging and the passage of time, presenting it as a mixture of both joy and sorrow. The poet reflects on the slowing pace of life in old age, where memories become more vivid and precious. 1 viewer 6 Contributors The Golden Years Lyrics All I do these drawn-out days Is sit in my kitchen at Pheasant Ridge Where there are no pheasants to be seen And last time I looked, no ridge I. The poem "Embracing the Golden Years" explores the themes of aging, wisdom, and love. The poet reflects on the idea that as one grows older, time seems to slow down and memories become more precious.

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1. Memories Fading photos, dusty books Nostalgic thoughts that time has took Moments frozen in the past Memories that forever last 2. Bloom A life that's lived, a love that's true Wisdom gained, experience grew An aged flower blossoms bright Through the years, it gains more light 3. Reflection A tranquil pond, a peaceful scene The Golden Years The golden years have turned grey, dark and gloomy. Whispers of yesterday travel through my spirit, lifting me from this heavy flesh. Like ripples on water, I'm carried through life. No stopping or being washed up on a restful bank, some seasons calm, and others treacherous.