Quotes tagged as "dark-humor" Showing 1-30 of 529 "Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk." ― Robert Bloch tags: dark-humor 4050 likes Like " Résumé Razors pain you, Rivers are damp, Acids stain you, And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give, Gas smells awful. Dark Humor Quotes Life can be full of hard times, this is when we have to hang on the things and moments that make us laugh the most. You just have to look at the funny part of life to.
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A punny dark humor joke or a general interest quip is always a good bet. Who wouldn't laugh when asked, Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Answer: Because they have no body to go. My dad didn't beat cancer. #53. A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue." #54. Bob Saget Dad, Dark, House 15 Copy quote A difference in self loathing? Please. The only difference between a gun and a rope is the time it takes to tie the knot. Justine Larbalestier Gun, Self, Differences 7 Copy quote It's better to be loved than feared, but if you can't be loved, then fear will do.-Dino quoting Machiavelli Laurell K. Hamilton 1. I don't have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere. 2. The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies. They're always so twisted. 3. When we were kids, we used to be afraid of.
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Conclusion. Dark humor quotes challenge societal norms and conventions, finding humor in the unexpected and often uncomfortable aspects of life. While not everyone's cup of tea, dark humor offers a unique way to cope with life's complexities and find laughter even in the face of difficult circumstances. These quotes demonstrate the power of. Dark Humor Quotes About Love and Relationships #1 "It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married." — Robert Frost #2 "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." — Zsa Zsa Gabor I'm just smarter than you. Some people say 'If you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them! I may be fat, but at least I'm not a skinny person trapped in a fat body. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. People say I'm condescending. 1. "When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark." 2. "I'm not saying I hate you, what I'm saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life ." 3..
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So are the men in Levita," the man smiled. "We used to have a . cleansing programme to ensure a healthy population." . "You mean a culling policy, where you killed all the weakest members of the . population.". ― Max Nowaz, The Arbitrator. tags: dark , dark-humour , drama , fiction , mystery , thriller. 219 likes. 1. I don't have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere. 2. The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies. They're always so twisted. 3. When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Never hit anyone with glasses. If you must hit them, use a baseball bat. Friendship's more important than money. Unless someone owes you $100. Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off. 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologize' mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral. Humor Quotes. Quotes tagged as "humor" Showing 1-30 of 41,802 "So many books, so little time." ― Frank Zappa tags: books, humor. 144917 likes.. "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." ― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx. tags:.
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"We are all like the bright moon, we still have our darker side." ― Khalil Gibran tags: bright , dark , moon 1390 likes Like "You are a manipulator. I like to think of myself more as an outcome engineer." ― J.R. Ward, Lover Eternal tags: brothers , comedy , dark , euphemism , label , manipulation 1366 likes Like There are just moments with Robin and Reuben, the next door neighbors, that are just funny. Votes: 4. Jane Espenson. I love dark humor that crosses the line and makes you say, 'That's so wrong!'. And that's 'Family Guy' to me. Votes: 3. Elena Satine. Man makes plans . . . and God laughs. Votes: 2.
