What are friends for? Laughing at your jokes, of course. Get your pals giggling with these funny friendship quotes. If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you do it too? If it was in a barrel. "Do you think I'm crazy? You should see me with my best friend." —Unknown 6. "Best friends don't care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine." —Unknown 7. "A best friend is someone who, when they don't understand, they still understand." —Nancy Werlin 8.
Funny Friendship Quotes and Sayings with Image Quotes and Sayings
1. "Best friends are hard to find because the very best one is already mine." —Unknown 2. "We made a deal ages ago. Men, babies, it doesn't matter… We're soulmates." —Samantha Jones, Sex and the City 3. "It's not that diamonds are a girl's best friend, but it's your best friends who are your diamonds." —Gina Barreca 4. "A good friend will always stab you in the front." — Oscar Wilde "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your. ♥ " There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson " It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson " It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like 'What about lunch?' — Henry Drummond "My friends are my estate." — Emily Dickinson "Women's friendships are like a renewable source of power." — Jane Fonda "There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true.
28 Short Funny Quotes About Friends
~ Rita Mae Brown My friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane. ~ Matt Schucker There is nothing better than a friend, unless it's a friend with chocolate. ~ Linda Grayson Friend is someone to share the last cookie with. ~ Cookie Monster, Sesame Street I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell. 1 Tennessee Williams Good Housekeeping "Time doesn't take away from friendship, nor does separation." 2 Sylvia Plath Good Housekeeping "There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into. To mock me is to love me. "If one's friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not in fact his friends." —Dean Koontz. Being able to laugh at yourself is important; getting to laugh at friends is divine. And when your friends laugh at you, points out best-selling horror author, Dean Koontz, they provide crucial feedback on your. Funny Friendship Quotes 1. "Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard." 2. "It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them." —.
99 Cute Short Friendship Quotes You Will Love [with images]
333 Friends are awesome. Best Friends are even "awesome-er". Some quotes are short. Some are cute. Some you'll have to send to your friends right away. Check out these 40 funny friendship quotes to share with your friends. We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing. -Unknown I'll train you. Unknown. Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice. Otto von Bismarck Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. Unknown The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. Elbert Hubbard You find out who your real friends are when you're involved in a scandal. Elizabeth Taylor
Groucho Marx We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much. Unknown A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same. Elbert Hubbard Before borrowing money from a friend, it's best to decide which you need most. Joe Moore A true friend stabs you in the front. Oscar Wilde Jim Hayes "It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them." Ralph Waldo Emerson "The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money." Mark Twain
Short Funny Friendship Quotes and Sayings
1.) We'll be friends until we're old and senile - then, we'll be new friends! Unknown 2.) A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Erma Bombeck 3.) This is by far your worst idea ever…I'll be there in 15 minutes. Unknown 4.) You think I'm crazy? You should see me with my best friend. It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.
