1. A vasectomy is like taking a detour on the road to fatherhood; it's a permanent "exit only" sign. 2. Losing the ability to have babies? Now that's what I call getting "sacked" from the baby-making team. 3. Sometimes, life just hands you a set of "empty sacks" to deal with. 4. 45 Hilarious Vasectomy Puns - Punstoppable 🛑 👍︎ 💬︎ 👤︎ u/therealjimstacey 📅︎ 🚨︎ I got a vasectomy and my wife still doesn't know it. I just dont have the balls to tell her. 👍︎ 💬︎ 👤︎ u/DemonMastr166 📅︎ 🚨︎ I went for a vasectomy the other day 👍︎ 👤︎ 📅︎ 🚨︎ Bob:.. I went to see my doctor about having a vasectomy Jack:..
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Are you serious?" I said, "I'm not kidding you." What does a king call a vasectomy? A heir cut. The doctor's price for my vasectomy was a little high for me, but my offer was too low for him. In the end we split the deferens. I can take my arm being sore, or even my leg. That's no problem. But a vasectomy? That's a whole different ball game. Alpaca. (Alpaca who?) Alpaca the ice, you just got snipped and need to take it easy for a while! Did you hear about the wife who made her husband promise to stop making stupid jokes? So he got a vasectomy. Wife: You got a vasectomy without even telling me. Are you serious? Husband: I am not kidding you. • 5 yr. ago My wife and I decided we were done having kids, so I got a vasectomy. Turns out a vasectomy doesn't actually prevent pregnancy, it just changes the color of the baby. Jcberk Jul 15, 2020 - Explore Georgia Vasectomy Reversal's board "Vasectomy/Vasectomy humor", followed by 191 people on Pinterest. See more ideas about vasectomy, humor, vasectomy reversal.
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"You're nutting without me!" Why did the old black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy? "Cause if I gonna be impotent, I better look impotent, too." What do vasectomies and breathalyzers have in common? The goal is to blow a zero. What do you call it when Arnold Schwarzenegger gets his vasectomy reversed? Scrotal re-ball. by Matthew Gilligan A woman took to TikTok to share the funny and unique care package she made for her husband to celebrate his vasectomy. She gave her husband a package with all kinds of treats that she modified with clever puns on sperm-shaped paper, including " [Sorry about your]" in front of Ding Dongs. A man pulls up to the medical clinic, leaving his wife and kids in the car, and races inside. "We're leaving on vacation, and my wife says I need to be vasectomized immediately!". The doctor is surprised, but makes the guy happy. Snip, snip, and it's done. So the guy shuffles back to the car and gingerly lowers himself back into the. 1. If you're hoping to convince your partner to finally get snipped, maybe a gift certificate is the way to go? Image: via Cheezburger Memebase / Very Demotivational 2. If you're feeling a bit.
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A Journey into the World of Scuba Diving: Tips for Beginners As someone who just went through a vasectomy, I can tell you that it's not a fun experience. But, I can also tell you that there are plenty of funny vasectomy jokes out there to help you get through it. Here are some of the best. Checkout this video: Table of Contents Introduction Joke #1 Why did the chicken get a vasectomy? To keep from laying hard-boiled eggs! Joke #2 Why did the man get a vasectomy? Because he didn't want any more kids! Joke #3 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! The Funniest Vasectomy Memes So you're getting a vasectomy? Congratulations!
Vasectomy Quotes. Discover and share Funny Quotes About Vasectomy. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Redneck vasectomy. After the birth of their 9th child, a redneck couple decided they'd had enough because they couldn't afford a larger bed. The husband went to the veterinarian and asked to be snipped. "Me'n my cousin don't want no more kids". The vet told him he could get a vasectomy, but it was expensive.
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27 Copy quote A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up. Henny Youngman Funny, Humor, Men 26 Copy quote With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one. Rodney Dangerfield Respect, Doctors, Needs 32 Copy quote May 13, 2019 - Explore Amber's board "Vasectomy Humor" on Pinterest. See more ideas about vasectomy, humor, happy v day.
