1. "A policeman pulled me over and asked me for my papers. I gladly gave him all of my students' essays to grade and drove off." - Heidi McDonald. 2. "A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded." - D. Martin. 3. "Being a new teacher is like trying to fly an airplane while building it." - Rick Smith. 4. 1. Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you. 2. Teaching is a walk in the park… If that park is Jurassic Park. 3. Teacher? I prefer the term Educational Rockstar. 4. Not to brag but my teacher's voice is good enough to make the class next door quiet down. 5.
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1. "The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school." - Haruki Murakami. 2. "In school they told me Practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody's perfect, so then I stopped practicing." - Steven Wright. 3. Woody Allen There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly. Lola May A teacher's job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded. Darwin D. Martin He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. George Bernard Shaw Funny Teacher Quotes: Delve into the lighter side of education with our collection of "Funny Teacher Quotes" that will leave you chuckling and appreciating the wit and humor that educators bring to their classrooms. This lighthearted compilation features witty remarks, humorous anecdotes, and comical observations from the world of teaching. "No one ever died of writing." "You make a better door than a window." ("Please sit down.") "It will feel better when it quits hurting." "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining!" "You think I just fell off the turnip truck?" ("You think I was born yesterday?") "You're on a shoogly peg." ("This is your last warning.") Expressions about. farts
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"My teacher caught me cheating. I was surprised - she's usually not so observant." "I asked my teacher if I could use the bathroom. She said, 'I don't know, can you?' So I peed my pants right there." "My teacher asked me to name two pronouns. I said 'Who, me?'" "My teacher told me I had to pay attention. Blog Teacher Appreciation Teacher Organization Teacher Quotes Teacher Self Care Teaching Challenges Helping hardworking teachers stay healthy and happy. Funny Quotes for Teachers Drop that marking and enjoy these funny quotes for teachers to add some chuckles to your day! Humor makes everything better! Teacher Humor is a great way to get us through the school year. We all know that teaching is a stressful job, and anytime we can add in teacher humor, the better we can cope with the stressful aspects of the job. Teacher humor is so important as a coping mechanisms for the hard times. Teacher humor can really hep us get through the tough times. #1 Friend Of Mine's Math Teacher Responds To A Doodle He Drew On His Test dubblechrisp Report Final score: 198 points POST AnnabethTrisLancaster Oh my Gods of Olympus, YASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 33 View More Replies. View more comments #2 This Teacher Knows iam_fat_guy_ Report Final score: 198 points POST Hilarious! :) 26 View more comments #3
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— Bob Talbert "In learning you will teach, and in teaching you will learn." — Phil Collins, "Son of Man" "The fact that you worry about being a good teacher, means that you already are one." —. 101 Inspirational Quotes for Teachers - Funny 1. "Teaching is the art of planting seeds of knowledge and secretly hoping they sprout before the next test." 2. "Behind every successful student, there's a teacher trying not to spill their coffee." 3. "Teaching: where wisdom meets creativity, and the occasional classroom chaos." 4.
1. "I asked the students in my class to rate my teaching skills from 1 to 10. At least I'm a 5, which isn't bad because 5 is more than half!" - Unknown 2. "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!" - Ron White 3. 1. A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma. ~ Joyce A Myers 2. A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. ~ Roald Dahl 3. A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open. ~ Frank Zappa 4. A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
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-Roald Dahl Cheers to all of the teachers who give out pencils every single day and know that they'll never get them back. -Unknown Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. -Dr. Haim Ginott Coffee: Turning tired teachers into superheroes on a daily basis. -Heidi McDonald Funny Teacher Quotes. 1 "A fancy car can't get you where you want to go in life the way a diploma can." - by Joyce A. Myers. 2. "I was pulled over by an officer and he wanted my papers. I did what he wanted and gave him my students' homework to grade. After I did that, I drove off." - by Heidi McDonald.
